RIDICULOUS PLANS FOR 09 AKA BRING SIDESHOW TO YOUR PARTY
09 MARKS THE RETURN OF SIDESHOW... BEEN A WHOLE YEAR SINCE HE WAS WITH SLAMREPORT BUT HE IS COMING BACK... BIG TIME!!
So I am sending this same e mail out to everyone on facebook and myspace who performs and I actually enjoy there performances. Next show you have in the downtown Toronto area you need to have SIDESHOW the mascot of Slamreport.com on stage at somepoint and let people humiliate him, staple gun him, smash glass on him, soak him, mouse traps to the crotch. SOMETHING, we want to make a video diary of 2009 with as many appearances of public humiliation and or comedy to make a DVD by the end of the year. We are not asking to get paid for shows no of course not, we are just asking for performers with our sense of humour to expect Sideshow to use your stage for 5 minutes :) and of course get a shout out on our DVD. I expect MANY of you to answer me back with FUCK YOU RIot I don't even know you, your a fan boy mark fuck off. But to those that think it might be a laugh, give me a shout and I will send Sideshow your way .. To be USED :)
Sideshow is a werewolf mask high voiced drunkard, see Slamreport.com if you dont know him. He will always be your friend no matter what you say haha :)
IF YOU CANT HELP SIDESHOW IN HIS QUEST TO BE STUPID, PASS THE WORD ALONG , LET PEOPLE KNOW SIDESHOW WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A LAUGH
SEE YOU ALL BACK AT SLAMREPORT.COM
So I am sending this same e mail out to everyone on facebook and myspace who performs and I actually enjoy there performances. Next show you have in the downtown Toronto area you need to have SIDESHOW the mascot of Slamreport.com on stage at somepoint and let people humiliate him, staple gun him, smash glass on him, soak him, mouse traps to the crotch. SOMETHING, we want to make a video diary of 2009 with as many appearances of public humiliation and or comedy to make a DVD by the end of the year. We are not asking to get paid for shows no of course not, we are just asking for performers with our sense of humour to expect Sideshow to use your stage for 5 minutes :) and of course get a shout out on our DVD. I expect MANY of you to answer me back with FUCK YOU RIot I don't even know you, your a fan boy mark fuck off. But to those that think it might be a laugh, give me a shout and I will send Sideshow your way .. To be USED :)
Sideshow is a werewolf mask high voiced drunkard, see Slamreport.com if you dont know him. He will always be your friend no matter what you say haha :)
IF YOU CANT HELP SIDESHOW IN HIS QUEST TO BE STUPID, PASS THE WORD ALONG , LET PEOPLE KNOW SIDESHOW WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A LAUGH
SEE YOU ALL BACK AT SLAMREPORT.COM