May 18, 2005 21:43
First off how do you go about pulling an ass muscle. It seems like such a challenge. Well I did along with a numerous amount of other injuries that I have no idea how I got them.
I pulled my hamstring in right leg so im limping around. Plus I pulled a muscle in my right ass cheeek (No I didnt take it up the ass sickos) And when ever I sneeze cough or breeze deep there is a sharp pain near my left hip at about belly button level on my side. It hurts to move.
And on top of that my shoulder is hurting again but worse instead of just an area its the whole shoulder.
God I have the body of a 60 year old man. I think I should drink Ensure daily. Hopefully I dont turn the wrong way and break my hip. I should get a tattoo "Warning Fragile."
Anyone want to give me a massage