A Poem by Kay

[therealpp]

"All about farts"
by Kay
A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud,
some leave a powerful cloud.
A fart can be short or a fart can be long
some farts have been known to sound just like a song...
A fart can create a most curious medley
A fart can be harmless, or silent, but deadly
A fart might not smell, while others are vile,
a fart may pass quickly, or linger a while...
a fart can occur in a number of places,
and leave everyone with strange looks on their faces
from wide open prairie to small elevators
a fart will find all of us sooner or later