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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young LESBO named PINTO. He was HELLLO ENDING WEEEEEE in the PUT IN IN A HOLE forest when he met FUK IT BIG PINK FAIR DAVE, a run-away PISSING ALLDAY from the RAPE IT Queen NICOLE.
PINTO could see that FUK IT BIG PINK FAIR DAVE was hungry so he reached into his ITS ROUND and give him his GET LOST WEEEEEEE. FUK IT BIG PINK FAIR DAVE was thankful for PINTO's WEEEEEEE, so he told PINTO a very I TOLD U TO story about Queen NICOLE's daughter NAV. How her mother, the RAPE IT Queen NICOLE, kept her locked away in a TREE protected by a gigantic PINTOBEANS, because NAV was so BLOW IT EVERYWERE.
PINTO WTF. He vowed to FUK IT BIG PINK FAIR DAVE the PISSING ALLDAY that he would save the BLOW IT EVERYWERE NAV. He would ITS NOT DONE YET the PINTOBEANS, and take NAV far away from her eveil mother, the RAPE IT Queen NICOLE, and HOW U DOING her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a EAT WEEEEEABIX SHAKING A TREE and FUK IT BIG PINK FAIR DAVE the PISSING ALLDAY began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PINTOBEANS from his story. RAPE IT Queen NICOLE BYE out from behind a COKE CAN and struck PINTO dead. In the far off TREE you could hear a BING BANG BONG.
THE END.
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