*wanders into room* O hai!
Glad you could make it.
Pull up a chair. Have a seat. Just relax and enjoy yourself.
Those little wires coming out of the chair?
*shrug* I dunno. You know how everything is so complicated these days. Maybe it's a built-in heating pad. Or some sort of gizmo or dohickey. Heck, maybe that there chair connects to the world wide internet! You can get it on the darnest things these days.
I saw someone connecting on a piece of toast the other day!
Just sit back though. That chair looks awfully cozy. I'll just wander over here to that switch on the wall. I'll make sure the lights are working.
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While we are waiting for you to get situated and nice and cozy in that nice chair - Where are the topics being posted again? Oh yeah -
http://community.livejournal.com/therealljidol/287103.html Maybe you should submit one, if you haven't already. If you have - perhaps you should read and comment to other people's entries! That might be a nice way to pass the time. . .
Anyone want a sandwich?
That water coming into the room? Must be a leaky pipe somewhere. I'll go check on it while I'm getting that sandwich. Hold tight. I'll be right back. I'll close the door so no one will bother you. . .