Ok, this is the first, 'Im such a mess that I can't think, or talk and I'm coming out in some kind of rash from nervousness, as well as having a twitchy face and I can't hold my smile' photo.
And this is the second, 'Hello!...again. Remember me? Oh, Yes! I'll lean in a little closer' photo.
And FYI, I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT! I DO have a jaw line, not a permanent fat-face. I blame the lighting.