HILARIOUS!

[therealheath]

mm... so i gave in and did the thing where you type "{your name} needs" into google and take the first ten sites

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[honestwarmth]

I had just e-mailed a set for me (and one for him) to Sean. Check it:

Katie needs to get over herself...
Katie needs _____. I want to ____ Katie. Katie can ____ my ____. Katie needs love 'n' affection. I want to pet the head of Katie.
Katie needs to raise £3500 towards her costs.
Katie needs to talk to her friend.
Henry is a schemer and Katie needs to keep her distance.
Katie needs a new owner who will take her to the beach to fetch sticks from the water and let her join you wherever you go.
"Sometimes, Katie needs extra time."
Katie needs to stay away from those negative web sights and focus on what she needs to do.
We don't cosleep at night though (except when Katie needs extra cuddles) but she does nap on me.
Katie needs to wear something more Fox-ish.
Katie needs a wand.
Katie needs to explore herself more, which will come with age.
Katie's needs are immediate and all-consuming and won't be put off.
And on the occasions that Katie needs to use the litter pan on her own, one side of the tray is lower and Katie can easily get herself in.