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[therealdustin]

Schweder, Scot [12:25 PM]:
Here's a good one.
Riccardo, Dustin [12:25 PM]:
ok
Schweder, Scot [12:25 PM]:
I sat with this guy and his wife both lawyers.
Schweder, Scot [12:25 PM]:
30 years old..
Schweder, Scot [12:26 PM]:
The dudes name was John Mark.
Riccardo, Dustin [12:26 PM]:
i dont like it
Schweder, Scot [12:26 PM]:
So I tried to engage him in conversation, 'Hey John"
Schweder, Scot [12:26 PM]:
And his wife says, "It's John Mark"
Schweder, Scot [12:26 PM]:

Schweder, Scot [12:26 PM]:
I didn't say it.
Schweder, Scot [12:26 PM]:
I refused.
Riccardo, Dustin [12:26 PM]:
was his last name was mark
Schweder, Scot [12:26 PM]:
No.
Schweder, Scot [12:27 PM]:
It was a gosselar kind of thing.
Riccardo, Dustin [12:27 PM]:
douche
Riccardo, Dustin [12:27 PM]:
not you
Riccardo, Dustin [12:27 PM]:
i would go out of my way so i didnt have to be friends with someone named john mark
Schweder, Scot [12:29 PM]:
I was pretty wasted by the end of the night, and this girl and John Mark were outside talking to Jessica, they had their son with them, about 18 months old, and Kirsten, his wife, was talking about how she's so prim and proper and she like to dress her little man up and make sure he looks so handsome, and i pointed to her husband and said, you did a pretty good job, that's a sharp suit.
Schweder, Scot [12:29 PM]:
hahahaha
Schweder, Scot [12:30 PM]:
Jessica looked like I just peed in her ear.
Schweder, Scot [12:30 PM]:
And the girls like, Uh, no. My son.
Riccardo, Dustin [12:30 PM]:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Riccardo, Dustin [12:30 PM]:
obviously HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Riccardo, Dustin [12:30 PM]:
thats grat
Schweder, Scot [12:30 PM]:
hahahhaha
Riccardo, Dustin [12:30 PM]:
great
Schweder, Scot [12:30 PM]:
I was the purple lipped dooshe by nights end.
Riccardo, Dustin [12:30 PM]:
hahahha