Rent-a-Butler!
Rent-a-Butler is exactly what it sounds like. YOU, yes, YOU can sign up to be buttled at! And, yes, Riff will be attending these duties, even though his priority is Lord Cain.
If Riff is not available, you will get one of his zombie butlers. They are very well-behaved and polite except for the occasional intestine on your new clothes.
I would love to be able to do something with this IC, so! Please, please, please let me know if you want to hire a butler (where "hire a butler" is basically "get a butler for free," damn camp)-- and I can toss Riff your way for expert buttling. Well, he's an expert, not the player, so let me know if I screw things up. I don't know if all of his services are necessarily threadable, so feel free to hire him to do your laundry and never have to deal with it again unless you want the laundry machines to turn your clothes bright pink or eat the socks or whatever.
Basically, talk to me. And hire the butler. This is a post for hiring the butler or talking to the butler about hirey things. The butler loves you. Really. Maybe.
If Riff is not available, you will get one of his zombie butlers. They are very well-behaved and polite except for the occasional intestine on your new clothes.
I would love to be able to do something with this IC, so! Please, please, please let me know if you want to hire a butler (where "hire a butler" is basically "get a butler for free," damn camp)-- and I can toss Riff your way for expert buttling. Well, he's an expert, not the player, so let me know if I screw things up. I don't know if all of his services are necessarily threadable, so feel free to hire him to do your laundry and never have to deal with it again unless you want the laundry machines to turn your clothes bright pink or eat the socks or whatever.
Basically, talk to me. And hire the butler. This is a post for hiring the butler or talking to the butler about hirey things. The butler loves you. Really. Maybe.