Holiday Wishes From Me to You

Dec 21, 2007 11:49

(Inserts tongue in cheek)

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

Legal Disclaimer: By accepting this agreement, you are accepting these terms.

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.

It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Sincerely,

(Name withheld for legal, social and cultural considerations.)

(/removes tongue from cheek)

The frantic pace of the holidays often takes away from the meaning and joy, but has been made exponentially more fulfilling this season by the addition of someone extremely special since 1 September that made the JASON Months the best ever. In that time, I've been introduced to the joys of Cherry Lemon SunDrop, RO's BBQ Slaw and the McAdenville Christmas Lights but, no, still not this. My bad, yo.

The Philharmonic is closed until 2 January after we bug out early this afternoon, so I'm fixing to have some time on my hands. Blogging is, perhaps, in order. RAPPTOR Award nods are due out soon and I always enjoy compiling that. Final softball stats were never posted, so perhaps I can get to that ... here's a teaser for what you can expect.

May whomever reads this have themselves a joyous and blessed Christmas or happy Hanukkah! All my best to you for a whiz-bang 2008.

women, holidays, jason months, softball, food, rapptor awards

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