Iraq
"NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
IRAQ GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE SO JUST SIT TIGHT
I'LL TELL YOU HOW I GOT HANGED AT 10 PM JUST LAST NIGHT.
IN THE BLEAK IRAQI DESERT I WAS BORN AND RAISED
STARTIN' CONFLICTS IS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
INVADIN', DICATIN', KILLIN' PEOPLE ALL COOL
AND SHOOTIN' SON-IN-LAWS RIGHT OUTSIDE OF THEIR SCHOOLS
WHEN GEORGE W. BUSH THOUGHT I WAS UP TO NO GOOD
AND STARTED MAKIN' TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
SO I HID IN MY HOLE UNTIL THEY FOUND ME AND SAID
"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR OR WE'LL SHOOT YOUR ASS DEAD."
THEY WHISTLED FOR A JUDGE AND WHEN HE CAME NEAR
THEY THREW ME IN A CELL AND HE SAID I WAS A QUEER
THEY KEPT ME IN PRISON, I DIDN'T GET A FREE PASS
AND SOON I WAS ON TRIAL FOR KILLING PEOPLE WITH GAS.
THEY. SAID. I HAD DISPERSED BIOWEAPONS EVERYWHERE
AS I YELLED TO THE KURDS "YO HOMES, HOW 'BOUT THAT AIR?"
I LOOKED AT MY NOOSE, AND IT WAS EASY TO TELL
I'D SOON BE FLYIN' FIRST CLASS, DIRECTLY DOWN INTO HELL."
IRAQ GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE SO JUST SIT TIGHT
I'LL TELL YOU HOW I GOT HANGED AT 10 PM JUST LAST NIGHT.
IN THE BLEAK IRAQI DESERT I WAS BORN AND RAISED
STARTIN' CONFLICTS IS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
INVADIN', DICATIN', KILLIN' PEOPLE ALL COOL
AND SHOOTIN' SON-IN-LAWS RIGHT OUTSIDE OF THEIR SCHOOLS
WHEN GEORGE W. BUSH THOUGHT I WAS UP TO NO GOOD
AND STARTED MAKIN' TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
SO I HID IN MY HOLE UNTIL THEY FOUND ME AND SAID
"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR OR WE'LL SHOOT YOUR ASS DEAD."
THEY WHISTLED FOR A JUDGE AND WHEN HE CAME NEAR
THEY THREW ME IN A CELL AND HE SAID I WAS A QUEER
THEY KEPT ME IN PRISON, I DIDN'T GET A FREE PASS
AND SOON I WAS ON TRIAL FOR KILLING PEOPLE WITH GAS.
THEY. SAID. I HAD DISPERSED BIOWEAPONS EVERYWHERE
AS I YELLED TO THE KURDS "YO HOMES, HOW 'BOUT THAT AIR?"
I LOOKED AT MY NOOSE, AND IT WAS EASY TO TELL
I'D SOON BE FLYIN' FIRST CLASS, DIRECTLY DOWN INTO HELL."