Boracay virgin no more.
Came back yesterday from the beach! After 4 days of sun and salt and endless glasses of frozen iced tea (spiked, of course), I am back in the city all refreshed and ready.
*****
On our first day, Ana and I (first-timers to the island) were sitting on the wet sand, that point where the waves wash over the beach. We were talking about "Ooh, the beach totally lived up to our expectations" and then from the corner of our eyes, we see this white dude walk in the water, passing us from left to right. He was staring at us AND HIS DICK WAS STICKING OUT. Winner.
*****
On our first day, Ana and I (first-timers to the island) were sitting on the wet sand, that point where the waves wash over the beach. We were talking about "Ooh, the beach totally lived up to our expectations" and then from the corner of our eyes, we see this white dude walk in the water, passing us from left to right. He was staring at us AND HIS DICK WAS STICKING OUT. Winner.