Redneck Rhymin'
Wham bam, thank you ma'am
How about a li'l more spam?
I love that meat from a can
Unsure what it is
Just like Stan
Likes his Whizz
The type o' cheese
That don't make you sneeze
But fills your geese
Full of fleece polo shirts
Lookin' up the country gal's skirts
And with a bend of the eyes
No panties, to my surprise
And when I slipped in close
I noticed her toes were brown
That ain't good when you come
From a town like mine, yo
Cause I like m'master o' flow
While I take my 'tang to the dyno
And get the mojo pumped mo'
Till I can beat the ricer, Gojiro
And his wee li'l Hyundai ho
Asian prostitutes working at the Target (tar-jay)
--
How about a li'l more spam?
I love that meat from a can
Unsure what it is
Just like Stan
Likes his Whizz
The type o' cheese
That don't make you sneeze
But fills your geese
Full of fleece polo shirts
Lookin' up the country gal's skirts
And with a bend of the eyes
No panties, to my surprise
And when I slipped in close
I noticed her toes were brown
That ain't good when you come
From a town like mine, yo
Cause I like m'master o' flow
While I take my 'tang to the dyno
And get the mojo pumped mo'
Till I can beat the ricer, Gojiro
And his wee li'l Hyundai ho
Asian prostitutes working at the Target (tar-jay)
--