The Rabid Rabbit - Entry #272 : Dropping no Eaves.
First of all, I would like to say that Tamir and I are now living together, safe and sound and happy as ever. We just got a bed, it will be delivered today, and I am ever so happy. ^_^
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This happened a few weeks ago, but I recently remembered it and was overcome by laughter all over again, so I am going to share it with you guys so you can all laugh too. Everyone likes to laugh. :D
I was sitting in the Pharmacy Building of UT, on the lounge couches right outside the classroom in which I have my Social Psychology class. I was there early, so it was only me and two other guys waiting around for the class before us to leave so we could go in. Now, I wasn't eavesdropping, but it when you are sitting next to two people who are talking and laughing a bit loudly it is hard not to hear what they are saying.
Well, one was recounting an event he experienced earlier in the day to his friend. He was in class (which class I don't know) and the bell had just rang for lecture to start. Two of his friends who carpool together show up barely a minute after the bell. Now, this professor is one of those mean cranky professors who tells his students to show up on time or not at all. Well, these two walk in and before they can open their mouth to apologize or anything the professor tells them to get out. The two boys protest, apologizing and begging. The professor stands his ground, and sends them out of the room. As the two boys are leaving one of them asks the professor if this will reflect on their grade, and the professor acknowledges that it will. The two students are really bummed now, and start knocking on the door begging the professor to have mercy. The professor opens the door to deny them again and tell them to stop disrupting his class, when one of the boys asks, "Well, what if I dance an Irish jig?"
The professor says "What?" in astonishment at the two boys. Then, the boy proceeds to dance an Irish jig. Of course the class is snickering and what not, and the professor is thoroughly pissed off and insulted, yells at the two, and slams the door. For the moment, the boys give up, and start wandering the building. They find a blood drive being held on campus, and apparently chat up one of the nurses. When the nurse hears of their predicament, she writes them a note saying they were giving blood, to please excuse them for being late. The boys quickly return to class, knock on the classroom door, and the professor opens it, infuriated. They give him the note, but he doesn't buy it, as it took them much to long to procure the pass had they had it in the firt place. The professor, now sick of their shenanigans, tells the two to sit in the hallway and write a two-page paper on why their were late. Of course, the professor was expecting two pages of self-bashing, i.e. I was late because I am an irresponsible student, etc.
Well, the two boys knock on the door, and when the professor answers again, they hand them their two pages. The professor begins to read them, and goes RED in the face. He turns to the boys completely enraged, and tells them that he is going to read this note to his peers. The boys agree, and the professor steps in front of the class and begins to read aloud.
The note started off with a generic apology, and a generic excuse of "the alarm clock didn't go off" followed by "then we had a flat tire and had to call AAA." Then the note goes on to say that, under circumstances beyond their control, they had to join forces with the Justice League to halt the on coming apocolypse. Then, as they were going to their car, determined to make it to class on time like good students, they were attacked by an army of stealth ninjas.
By now, the class is mortified, yet stiffling laughter, because they now that these two students are only digging their grave deeper.
The professor continues to read, and the note goes on to say that they were then seduced by nine virgins. The professor then puts the note down, looks at the two boys, and says, "Okay, now I KNOW you're lying, there aren't nine virgins in the whole damn town!"
The were admitted to the class.
~Bunny
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This happened a few weeks ago, but I recently remembered it and was overcome by laughter all over again, so I am going to share it with you guys so you can all laugh too. Everyone likes to laugh. :D
I was sitting in the Pharmacy Building of UT, on the lounge couches right outside the classroom in which I have my Social Psychology class. I was there early, so it was only me and two other guys waiting around for the class before us to leave so we could go in. Now, I wasn't eavesdropping, but it when you are sitting next to two people who are talking and laughing a bit loudly it is hard not to hear what they are saying.
Well, one was recounting an event he experienced earlier in the day to his friend. He was in class (which class I don't know) and the bell had just rang for lecture to start. Two of his friends who carpool together show up barely a minute after the bell. Now, this professor is one of those mean cranky professors who tells his students to show up on time or not at all. Well, these two walk in and before they can open their mouth to apologize or anything the professor tells them to get out. The two boys protest, apologizing and begging. The professor stands his ground, and sends them out of the room. As the two boys are leaving one of them asks the professor if this will reflect on their grade, and the professor acknowledges that it will. The two students are really bummed now, and start knocking on the door begging the professor to have mercy. The professor opens the door to deny them again and tell them to stop disrupting his class, when one of the boys asks, "Well, what if I dance an Irish jig?"
The professor says "What?" in astonishment at the two boys. Then, the boy proceeds to dance an Irish jig. Of course the class is snickering and what not, and the professor is thoroughly pissed off and insulted, yells at the two, and slams the door. For the moment, the boys give up, and start wandering the building. They find a blood drive being held on campus, and apparently chat up one of the nurses. When the nurse hears of their predicament, she writes them a note saying they were giving blood, to please excuse them for being late. The boys quickly return to class, knock on the classroom door, and the professor opens it, infuriated. They give him the note, but he doesn't buy it, as it took them much to long to procure the pass had they had it in the firt place. The professor, now sick of their shenanigans, tells the two to sit in the hallway and write a two-page paper on why their were late. Of course, the professor was expecting two pages of self-bashing, i.e. I was late because I am an irresponsible student, etc.
Well, the two boys knock on the door, and when the professor answers again, they hand them their two pages. The professor begins to read them, and goes RED in the face. He turns to the boys completely enraged, and tells them that he is going to read this note to his peers. The boys agree, and the professor steps in front of the class and begins to read aloud.
The note started off with a generic apology, and a generic excuse of "the alarm clock didn't go off" followed by "then we had a flat tire and had to call AAA." Then the note goes on to say that, under circumstances beyond their control, they had to join forces with the Justice League to halt the on coming apocolypse. Then, as they were going to their car, determined to make it to class on time like good students, they were attacked by an army of stealth ninjas.
By now, the class is mortified, yet stiffling laughter, because they now that these two students are only digging their grave deeper.
The professor continues to read, and the note goes on to say that they were then seduced by nine virgins. The professor then puts the note down, looks at the two boys, and says, "Okay, now I KNOW you're lying, there aren't nine virgins in the whole damn town!"
The were admitted to the class.
~Bunny