up to the sleeves.

[splittingvenus]

Hey, when's it gonna rain?
What exactly is a "trophy wife"?
Why does high fructose corn syrup
have to destroy everything?
Why won't my handwriting ever improve?
Is my soul being tampered with when i
breathe in hot air?

Comments

[thejoysofjess]

Today, probably. It's in the forecast and it's rained every other day for about 2 months now. Yay rainy season!

A hot lady who is nothing more than a hot lady on the arm of an unhot man.

Because it is delightful.

Because you don't take your time.

Yes.

[naughtydolphin]

hah!

[l3antha]

1. the radio said it might rain tonight...but i doubt it.
2.

[naughtydolphin]

it rained a LOT yesterday. yay!

a woman you paint gold, nail to a piece of wood, and leave on the shelf to collect dust.

evil is as evil does.

because you can't be arsed to improved it.

no, but it is when you post like this. WTF is up with splitting the sentences up?

[photogfrog]

LAUGHED MY FUCKING ARSE OFF AT TROPHY WIFE!!!!!!!!

[naughtydolphin]

You might wanna pick it up, I'm sure you'll need it later!

[photogfrog]

I sent it to G. He said, oh wait, isn't that a female jesus?

LMAO!

[muliebrity]

why are you writing
like this is it a haiku?
your formatting sucks