So when are we gonna get a Space Stallions reboot?

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For those of you wondering what the expletive deleted I'm talking about, a YouTube clip will be posted in the comment section.

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[wicked_jester]

lol what the fuck

[kirstennnnnn]

What the expletive deleted did you just make me watch?!  🤤

[full_metal_ox]

Didn't they just nail the Cheese Whiz that was 80's U.S. Saturday morning animation? The only thing missing is a pompous moralizing epilogue consisting of blatant parent-placating damage control for the content of the story immediately preceding: "Remember, kids--martial arts aren't for hitting people with!" ("And that's just HORSE SENSE!")

[calzephyr77]

I adore this every time I watch it. I would have been the show's biggest fan as an eight year old :-D They just hit every note of 80s animation so well. I would add that it also needs everyone laughing together at the end.

I think they did try to make it a real thing, but it's probably stuck in development hell.

[fieryphoenix]

WE NEED NO REBOOT

THIS IS PERFECT AS IT IS

A BEAUTIFUL PEARL OF BYGONE CHARM LOST IN A SEA OF MODERNITY

I'm a little jealous of how their leader can run around in a sports bra, bulgy tights, and a horse mask, whereas when I do it I have to explain to the judge the reasoning behind my life choices.

[wicked_jester]

I could actually see this show doing well on Adult Swim.

[fieryphoenix]

Definitely. By the end I was fully expecting [adult swim] to briefly flash up.

[ironphoenix]

Yeah, I get a rough time when I do that too. I wonder if it's a phoenix thing.

[hajiomatic]

I just threw up into my mouth

I appreciated the not so subtle use of the rainbow exhaust of space horse bikes.

As a kid I would have objected to the lack of space suits cause there ain't no air in space.

All you have to do for the reboot is make all the villains climate change deniers and youd have a hit. Next Christmas: Space Stallions merchandise.
And why Stallions? Isn't that mysoginist?