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Attractive girls make it alot harder for me to have no attractive girl. for the last YEAR. AAAAAAAAAH. thank you.
Best Buy, please let me know when the fuck im supposed to work. thank you.
Gurch, you have a hott fucking stomach. damn you.
Face, please stop resisting and just comply... you arent winning the fight, and eventually you're going to loose anyway. and dont think that just because you found a new way to break out that i cant fix yet, that i wont figure out a way to fix it. Fuck you. The rest of my skin is great, what te hell is your problem?
hair, you da bomb.
bank account, stop loosing money.
bank card, stop tempting me to use you.
Engine, your a bad ass, dont give me shit and i wount pound on you with a hammer.
Muscles, where the fuck do you think you're going? come back here!
finger, who te hell told you you could just pop outa socket, dont do that again, please.
nail clippers, where did you go?
Brick oven, just let me wait tables, i wont be late if it means more money.
carbonated cranberry drink, please come into my life, i need you to replace coke, who is getting old and not so much fun anymore.
ISO: chick to spend money on in return for attention.
BLAH
Best Buy, please let me know when the fuck im supposed to work. thank you.
Gurch, you have a hott fucking stomach. damn you.
Face, please stop resisting and just comply... you arent winning the fight, and eventually you're going to loose anyway. and dont think that just because you found a new way to break out that i cant fix yet, that i wont figure out a way to fix it. Fuck you. The rest of my skin is great, what te hell is your problem?
hair, you da bomb.
bank account, stop loosing money.
bank card, stop tempting me to use you.
Engine, your a bad ass, dont give me shit and i wount pound on you with a hammer.
Muscles, where the fuck do you think you're going? come back here!
finger, who te hell told you you could just pop outa socket, dont do that again, please.
nail clippers, where did you go?
Brick oven, just let me wait tables, i wont be late if it means more money.
carbonated cranberry drink, please come into my life, i need you to replace coke, who is getting old and not so much fun anymore.
ISO: chick to spend money on in return for attention.
BLAH