Why they shouldn't let me and my ex-boss on Lotus Sametime
Identifying info (names, url) changed. And yes, I'm now aware it's 'Portal', not 'Process'
From the guy who came up with Systems Control, Reporting, and Enterprise Web Unit or screwu as a server name:
Bob: what is wps? don't make me start making up names.
me: WebSphere Process Server?
me: do we even have that?
Bob: umm... I choose... YES!
Bob: ?
Bob: I was going more for "wimpy people suck"
me: or a Microsoft Works file?
me: heh
Bob: we pee slowly
me: >_<
Bob: women participate smartly?
Bob: work pork slacker?
Bob: you transmogrify me.
me: walk past Starbucks
Bob: whip peons savagely
Bob: white pigeons suck
me: workplace smart@$$
Bob: what, pink shoes?
me: worry; people smoking
Bob: white people's snow
me: would pomegranate stain?
Bob: worried people smell.
me: srsly, was WebSphere Process Server what you were looking for? What's the context?
Bob: I don't know what you're talking about, actually.
me: ohhhhh!!!
me: haha
me: I'd closed the window
me: I'd forgotten it was something I said!
Bob: was it something you said?
me: I was talking about the url, https://portal.company.com/wps/
me: and wanted to know if Randy had tried it without the /wps/
me: but I saw him on the elevator, and yes, he did.
Bob: oh.
me: so it's all good. :)
Bob: yes he did.
me: yay!
Bob: what are you wearing?
me: everybody dance!
Bob: sorry.. can't help myself.
me: you saw me. :P
Bob: I'm a banana.
me: grep pants, turqoise top
me: grey jacket now, too
me: you didn't see me when you walked in tho
Bob: I have to watch where I walk, or I fall like Miss USA.
me: I called out "ob", but you didn't recognise your name w/o the first B.
me: that was John Doe walking with me. He's the one who wants a position in Network.
me: or an internship
Bob: neither of which is he going to get, of course.
me: and me to go to his uncle's jacuzzi
me: oops, I'm wearing grey pants, not grep pants.
Bob: he's trying to get you into his uncle's jacuzzi?
me: yeah, he's housesitting when his uncle goes on vacation this summer
Bob: hmm.. I want a jacuzzi now!
me: LOLz
Bob: but only if you wear your grep bathing suit.
me: i don't have a grep one, but i have a grey one
Bob: well.. i'd have to settle for that then.
Bob: is his uncle's jacuzzi clothing optional?
me: dunno
me: I opt for clothing
Bob: probably not a bad option, I would think
Bob: I opt not.. and that gets me in trouble every time.
From the guy who came up with Systems Control, Reporting, and Enterprise Web Unit or screwu as a server name:
Bob: what is wps? don't make me start making up names.
me: WebSphere Process Server?
me: do we even have that?
Bob: umm... I choose... YES!
Bob: ?
Bob: I was going more for "wimpy people suck"
me: or a Microsoft Works file?
me: heh
Bob: we pee slowly
me: >_<
Bob: women participate smartly?
Bob: work pork slacker?
Bob: you transmogrify me.
me: walk past Starbucks
Bob: whip peons savagely
Bob: white pigeons suck
me: workplace smart@$$
Bob: what, pink shoes?
me: worry; people smoking
Bob: white people's snow
me: would pomegranate stain?
Bob: worried people smell.
me: srsly, was WebSphere Process Server what you were looking for? What's the context?
Bob: I don't know what you're talking about, actually.
me: ohhhhh!!!
me: haha
me: I'd closed the window
me: I'd forgotten it was something I said!
Bob: was it something you said?
me: I was talking about the url, https://portal.company.com/wps/
me: and wanted to know if Randy had tried it without the /wps/
me: but I saw him on the elevator, and yes, he did.
Bob: oh.
me: so it's all good. :)
Bob: yes he did.
me: yay!
Bob: what are you wearing?
me: everybody dance!
Bob: sorry.. can't help myself.
me: you saw me. :P
Bob: I'm a banana.
me: grep pants, turqoise top
me: grey jacket now, too
me: you didn't see me when you walked in tho
Bob: I have to watch where I walk, or I fall like Miss USA.
me: I called out "ob", but you didn't recognise your name w/o the first B.
me: that was John Doe walking with me. He's the one who wants a position in Network.
me: or an internship
Bob: neither of which is he going to get, of course.
me: and me to go to his uncle's jacuzzi
me: oops, I'm wearing grey pants, not grep pants.
Bob: he's trying to get you into his uncle's jacuzzi?
me: yeah, he's housesitting when his uncle goes on vacation this summer
Bob: hmm.. I want a jacuzzi now!
me: LOLz
Bob: but only if you wear your grep bathing suit.
me: i don't have a grep one, but i have a grey one
Bob: well.. i'd have to settle for that then.
Bob: is his uncle's jacuzzi clothing optional?
me: dunno
me: I opt for clothing
Bob: probably not a bad option, I would think
Bob: I opt not.. and that gets me in trouble every time.