I died a little on the inside
Below is a LJ thing that I have heavily modified for my own purposes, Its basically a joke so feel free to be creative.
The problem with LJ: users all think they are so close, but really they know nothing about each other, when they discover this they feel the impulse to whine about it. I am in favor of maintaining the status quo. So I want you to ask me 3 questions about things you think you should know about me. In response to this I will blatantly lie to you regarding each of your questions.
Then post this in your LJ and find out what people still won't know about you.
The problem with LJ: users all think they are so close, but really they know nothing about each other, when they discover this they feel the impulse to whine about it. I am in favor of maintaining the status quo. So I want you to ask me 3 questions about things you think you should know about me. In response to this I will blatantly lie to you regarding each of your questions.
Then post this in your LJ and find out what people still won't know about you.