looking in through blinds.
Yesterday's entry:
1. Hospital Music can has be mine, yay. I shall leave work on time and probably listen to most of it while waiting for estrellada at the train station.
2. Best Slacktivist since he talked about subsidiarity.
3. The bf volunteered to DM at a men's leather cruise this weekend (Pride=hot boys in leather! On a boat! Where's Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?). This event is important not just because of the hot boys in leather (whom I do not get to see, because of my female junk, whine whine), but because the DM Team has never been contracted to monitor a men's leather event. Community-building: it's what for dinner.
bj: Yay outreach.
the bf: Outreach! Right! Yes. That's why I volunteered.
MUTTERS IRRITATEDLY.
4. Seriously, okay. Queer boys in leather! D:
5. Speaking of which, onelittlesleep just asked me for my ridiculous AU list (she is right in assuming some all of them involve Jensen Ackles):
1. Alternackles Meets The Story Of O (Movie Version). Ah. Um. Alternackles's stern but loving manfriend (Alternaric Kripke, haha) sends him to school, and then trades him for a better model (Alternalecki? Maybe!), and in the end there is much bitterness and hot beatings. Featuring: Alternadean Morgan as Stephan, Altnerna Tal as the hot bi maid, and Alternamantha Ferris as the Victorian lesbian farmer.
2. Son of Alternackles. The One Where He Knocked Up His High School Girlfriend And Was Ever After Miserable, But A Good Dad And Husband Anyway. Possibly turning into The One With The Bridges Of Madison County (=Alternalecki inna truck. I'm at peace with my predictability).
WHAT? No, it would be AWESOME. Because he'd've been thwarted of both his Sports Dream and his Acting Dream. DOUBLY-THWARTED. Equals angst!
3. Alternackles vs. Alternawentz. This is, like, so AU. But--okay, take a "Sixteen Candles" video AU (where Pete is a vampire, etc.) and smush it up against an CWRPF/SPN AU (where, you know, Jensen and Jared are hunters, etc.). SO, the Dandies capture Dean Alternackles, and do all manner of horrible things to him, and Alternalecki nabs Alternawentz, thinking he's an evil vampire, and does all manner of horrible things to him, and then! Realizing his mistake, Alternalecki enlists the help of Fall Out Boy to rescue Alternackles from his dreadful fate (which is to say, from being Alternabeckett's sexslave). Climax: another rumble! Revenge for Alternawentz! Touching reunions! CONCLUSION: ALTERNAWESOME.
4. Alterntourage. Every. Single. RPF fandom should have an Entourage AU. And probably some FPF ones too. Alternackles is Alternalecki's oft-abused, underappreciated manager. Alternadean Morgan is the washed-up hack oft-abused, underappreciated older brotherly guy (who cooks!). Alternaric Kripke is the sponge. No, it's true. Ari=Ari, because there is no other Ari. DON'T EVEN FRONT. You'd read it and love it, bitch.
Now, do I use the DM icon, or a Priscilla icon. IDK.
Bye.
1. Hospital Music can has be mine, yay. I shall leave work on time and probably listen to most of it while waiting for estrellada at the train station.
2. Best Slacktivist since he talked about subsidiarity.
3. The bf volunteered to DM at a men's leather cruise this weekend (Pride=hot boys in leather! On a boat! Where's Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?). This event is important not just because of the hot boys in leather (whom I do not get to see, because of my female junk, whine whine), but because the DM Team has never been contracted to monitor a men's leather event. Community-building: it's what for dinner.
bj: Yay outreach.
the bf: Outreach! Right! Yes. That's why I volunteered.
MUTTERS IRRITATEDLY.
4. Seriously, okay. Queer boys in leather! D:
5. Speaking of which, onelittlesleep just asked me for my ridiculous AU list (she is right in assuming some all of them involve Jensen Ackles):
1. Alternackles Meets The Story Of O (Movie Version). Ah. Um. Alternackles's stern but loving manfriend (Alternaric Kripke, haha) sends him to school, and then trades him for a better model (Alternalecki? Maybe!), and in the end there is much bitterness and hot beatings. Featuring: Alternadean Morgan as Stephan, Altnerna Tal as the hot bi maid, and Alternamantha Ferris as the Victorian lesbian farmer.
2. Son of Alternackles. The One Where He Knocked Up His High School Girlfriend And Was Ever After Miserable, But A Good Dad And Husband Anyway. Possibly turning into The One With The Bridges Of Madison County (=Alternalecki inna truck. I'm at peace with my predictability).
WHAT? No, it would be AWESOME. Because he'd've been thwarted of both his Sports Dream and his Acting Dream. DOUBLY-THWARTED. Equals angst!
3. Alternackles vs. Alternawentz. This is, like, so AU. But--okay, take a "Sixteen Candles" video AU (where Pete is a vampire, etc.) and smush it up against an CWRPF/SPN AU (where, you know, Jensen and Jared are hunters, etc.). SO, the Dandies capture Dean Alternackles, and do all manner of horrible things to him, and Alternalecki nabs Alternawentz, thinking he's an evil vampire, and does all manner of horrible things to him, and then! Realizing his mistake, Alternalecki enlists the help of Fall Out Boy to rescue Alternackles from his dreadful fate (which is to say, from being Alternabeckett's sexslave). Climax: another rumble! Revenge for Alternawentz! Touching reunions! CONCLUSION: ALTERNAWESOME.
4. Alterntourage. Every. Single. RPF fandom should have an Entourage AU. And probably some FPF ones too. Alternackles is Alternalecki's oft-abused, underappreciated manager. Alternadean Morgan is the washed-up hack oft-abused, underappreciated older brotherly guy (who cooks!). Alternaric Kripke is the sponge. No, it's true. Ari=Ari, because there is no other Ari. DON'T EVEN FRONT. You'd read it and love it, bitch.
Now, do I use the DM icon, or a Priscilla icon. IDK.
Bye.