Boy howdy, I sure know how to pick 'em. Even my from-across-the-room, don't-know-your-pronouns-yet crushes are COMEDY GOLD.
It wouldn't have worked out anyway--she looks exactly like my kitten, except butchy and mostly dressed in leather.
(Oh. Um. Give me a second to think about having two. With leather. Okay, carry on.)
STILL. Sonofabitch.
On to other, more likely to get me laid things:
Pride is still on, despite the municipal strike. People should come hang at the
VanDungeon spot during the parade (which is a week from this Sunday). It will be fun, goddammit.
That is all.
Bye.