how i'm just dying to be here.
APOPHIS IS NOT DEAD (again) AND HE'S COMING FOR EARTH (again). Oh no!
I think what's really worrying me here is the fact that Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck will either be dead or looking like Elizabeth Taylor (this might be a more pressing concern for Elijah Wood. Whatever) by 2036.
Um. How to make this post more irrelevant and random. Oh! Happy birthday, Jen! Hearts! Please do a good movie this summer! I hear Scorsese is working on a Teddy Roosevelt biopic! Di Caprio plays Teddy. You could be. Um. Somebody else (my Inner History Major fails me). It's got stuff about the Spanish-American War, which is cool. Horse-riding! Guns! And the Caribbean, though probably not actual Cuba (sadness). All very much of the good. Have your people (which is whom--Jared? His mom? Your mom? I'm just curious, considering, um. Devour, etc.) call his people. I would pay many dollars to see you in that movie (it's possible Scorsese would not. Either way).
And now I can use my ultra!meta! icon. Huzzah.
Bye.
I think what's really worrying me here is the fact that Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck will either be dead or looking like Elizabeth Taylor (this might be a more pressing concern for Elijah Wood. Whatever) by 2036.
Um. How to make this post more irrelevant and random. Oh! Happy birthday, Jen! Hearts! Please do a good movie this summer! I hear Scorsese is working on a Teddy Roosevelt biopic! Di Caprio plays Teddy. You could be. Um. Somebody else (my Inner History Major fails me). It's got stuff about the Spanish-American War, which is cool. Horse-riding! Guns! And the Caribbean, though probably not actual Cuba (sadness). All very much of the good. Have your people (which is whom--Jared? His mom? Your mom? I'm just curious, considering, um. Devour, etc.) call his people. I would pay many dollars to see you in that movie (it's possible Scorsese would not. Either way).
And now I can use my ultra!meta! icon. Huzzah.
Bye.