Fate has a sense of humor!
It seems that the Lady Fate has decided not to miss out on the april fools shenanagins. Here goes said conversation.
Carlos: Wow... even though shit went in for a nose dive.. stuff is starting to get better.
Fate: Yup.. it is... And look between the exersise, singing and such.... have some self confidence.
Carlos: Thanks fate, wow you are sure being nice. Wow, even my chars on mushes are doing great.
Fate: Even better, on this online dating shit, that girl you found interesting you will get to spend 2 weeks talking Via IM and discovering she has alot in common with you.
Carlos: Wow... everything I find out about her just makes her more attractive and interesting, to bad I have no chance.
Fate: Yes you do.. LOOK! She is flirting with you...
Carlos: Oh shites she is!
Fate: So you have a long and deep conversation, go the next day and meet for lunch, and look... seems you have a pretty good chance of getting her. Your lonely days are over. You found someone that you are willing to give a try and that is willing.
Carlos: *in a loud and bragging like voice* Really? Weee... yus.. soon I will have a Girlfreind..and she rocks... right fate.
Fate: HA HA! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS YOU DUMB FAT FUCKER!
Which would be followed by a kick in the balls and fate shoving her shoe (stilleto) in my un-lubricated ass. Yup.. if you haven't guess.. things have gone ary. Namely I found out that one of her other errands was going to the fair, with the boy she is starting to date. In case this isn't clear to you, I was not at the fair today. Using her exact words... " things might get a little more serious with this guy" In my.... whatever the fuck emotion I was fealing .. I blurted out that I had fealings for her, so now she is likely scarred off so freindship is also out. So yeah.... Its times like this I imagine there is a god and he hates me, on a personal level. Like fucking sysiphus, making sure my fingers are touching the apple, before having it snatch out of my starving hand with only frusteration, the memory of how close I got, and the reminder that I am quite hungry. All this and now the weight loss and grades are not self improvment.. they are ...meh.. fuck it.
Carlos: Wow... even though shit went in for a nose dive.. stuff is starting to get better.
Fate: Yup.. it is... And look between the exersise, singing and such.... have some self confidence.
Carlos: Thanks fate, wow you are sure being nice. Wow, even my chars on mushes are doing great.
Fate: Even better, on this online dating shit, that girl you found interesting you will get to spend 2 weeks talking Via IM and discovering she has alot in common with you.
Carlos: Wow... everything I find out about her just makes her more attractive and interesting, to bad I have no chance.
Fate: Yes you do.. LOOK! She is flirting with you...
Carlos: Oh shites she is!
Fate: So you have a long and deep conversation, go the next day and meet for lunch, and look... seems you have a pretty good chance of getting her. Your lonely days are over. You found someone that you are willing to give a try and that is willing.
Carlos: *in a loud and bragging like voice* Really? Weee... yus.. soon I will have a Girlfreind..and she rocks... right fate.
Fate: HA HA! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS YOU DUMB FAT FUCKER!
Which would be followed by a kick in the balls and fate shoving her shoe (stilleto) in my un-lubricated ass. Yup.. if you haven't guess.. things have gone ary. Namely I found out that one of her other errands was going to the fair, with the boy she is starting to date. In case this isn't clear to you, I was not at the fair today. Using her exact words... " things might get a little more serious with this guy" In my.... whatever the fuck emotion I was fealing .. I blurted out that I had fealings for her, so now she is likely scarred off so freindship is also out. So yeah.... Its times like this I imagine there is a god and he hates me, on a personal level. Like fucking sysiphus, making sure my fingers are touching the apple, before having it snatch out of my starving hand with only frusteration, the memory of how close I got, and the reminder that I am quite hungry. All this and now the weight loss and grades are not self improvment.. they are ...meh.. fuck it.