In fourth place,
nijckevans (God bless you and your Ghostbusters reference.)
In third,
molrak ("Stop carrying corpses around!")
SHADOWOMEGA WINS!!1!ELEVENTYONE1!!!
Congrats to
metros232 for his second place "Oral skills" entry.
But Shadow proves that furry jokes always win at
theprotoculture.... which fails to explain
goji's relative lack of success.