Pineapple page on wiki - explains everything, doesn't it?
The pineapple, although juicy and sexy will kill if neccesary to survive. They need to be gaurded and cooked for up to 3 days for safe consumption. Then cooled off to the temperture of an average polar bear dildo (non flavored). If these precautions are not met the pineapple or "emo fruit" will attack with it's nunchucks of hell. Pineapples have also been known to be the vampire fruit due to their excessive need to suck blood, sperm and orange juice. They are given berth at the depths of hell and given their vampire blood. Once raised by Satan himself they are unleashed on Earth mainly in Africa and China. But the chineese are working on a cure to pineapple bites and are makin great strides but so far no success has been made. The emo fruit also has been known to be kept in Germany as a reserve army and all hippies are opposed to this motion due to their nature of killing everything in sight. You should lock up your children at night so the threats of pineapples will never effect you. Being "emo" the pineapple tends to cry about society and i believe their goal is to kill President Bush and a recon team has been formed. God help those souls who are attacked by these beasts of the night and day. Their beastly spikes contain a deadly poison known as the cancer poison due to its nature of causing every cancer known to man. The beasty appearance of the pineapples should not be misunderstood but accepted and all pineapples should be burned and suffer the horror of AIDS and Herpes. This beast of the world will easily kill a grown bear with 1 stroke of its mighty spikes. People fear the truth of pineapples and run to mexico or canada where this threat will not affect you (because it hates snow and the mexican style of spanglish)