blatant falsehoods
Man, this LJ has been so negative lately that I can hardly stand to read through my entries/comments. Facebook and Myspace are better indicators of what's up with me lately (especially since I've started uploading my senior project video to YouTube and posted the link to both of those places).
Last weekend I decided I should invent some false significant-other persona in case a guy tries to hit on me and I'm not into him at all (and I don't have a suitable male friend in the vicinity to claim that I am "with").
Consequently, if, say, some broseph with gelled hair and a skeezebag goatee attempts to charm his way into my "exotic/goth" pants with references to metal bands or whatever else he thinks I listen to based on how I dress, I can tell him I'm seeing a nice Jewish boy named Adam Kescher (you win a gold star if you know where I stole the name from) who goes to SVA. Unless I deem it more advantageous to portray myself as exclusively into women, in which case my girlfriend is Mina Trekovsky (ten points if you know where I got that last name), who is blonde and Polish and goes to NYU.
Unless, of course, I'm being hit on by someone I'm actually into, in which case such blatant falsehoods need not apply.
Last weekend I decided I should invent some false significant-other persona in case a guy tries to hit on me and I'm not into him at all (and I don't have a suitable male friend in the vicinity to claim that I am "with").
Consequently, if, say, some broseph with gelled hair and a skeezebag goatee attempts to charm his way into my "exotic/goth" pants with references to metal bands or whatever else he thinks I listen to based on how I dress, I can tell him I'm seeing a nice Jewish boy named Adam Kescher (you win a gold star if you know where I stole the name from) who goes to SVA. Unless I deem it more advantageous to portray myself as exclusively into women, in which case my girlfriend is Mina Trekovsky (ten points if you know where I got that last name), who is blonde and Polish and goes to NYU.
Unless, of course, I'm being hit on by someone I'm actually into, in which case such blatant falsehoods need not apply.