SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Jun 03, 2011 11:46

Meh. Brats are fighting again. There was shoulder-warmer to balls, apparently. More than once. Then there was chasing. Now there is "You stay here unless I am with you." That one decided to draw a picture.

*coughs*

Picture looks very much like penis & balls with a thatch of red hair.

*coughs harder*

Am informed it is the elder brother with a hole in his side, busily bleeding to death.

*examines picture*

It looks like cock & balls with a thatch of red hair, regardless of the story now written on the back. The story?

"Raven the Dick headed Aiel has a big fat hole in his side"

I am informed that Aiel translates to alien, which chibi cannot spell. Why is it the Dick-headed Alien? Because he asked Mommy what she thought of his picture, and she told him she thought he had drawn what she thought he had drawn. Trust me on this, it doesn't look remotely human. Er, rather, it looks more like a specific part of a specific sex, rather than actually human... there we go.

Meh. I will keep it until I can scan it, and then you will see. And no, this is a LJ post only. It doesn't get to visit facebook or MySpace....

he just added a n on the end of Aiel, because he sounded it out and knows alien has an n....

I have summer squash, watermelon, okra, and pumpkins to plant. *frowns* And acorn squash, I think. Just have to wait for the shade to hit the garden again - it's too damned hot to do it now.

jazz, rave, garden

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