I went quizzing. Hopefully, lj cuts work.
Your result for The Harry Potter Husband Test...
Mrs. Weasley Twin
Your perfect HP man is Fred and/or George Weasley.
Laughter is important to you. You want a guy who's never boring, who can always put a smile on your face, and who can pull the best of pranks and never get caught. Or possibly two such guys. Because let's face it, they're pretty much a two-fer. You get one, you get both. Even if one of them's only a friend, he'll still be around so much you'll feel like you're married to him, too. Sure, they may not seem like the most mature guys in the world, in a traditional sense, but just ask them about their business plan. When they drive you nuts by relentlessly testing their latest inventions on you, you can console youself with that huge stack of cash and dragon-leather jacket. Besides, you know you're powerless against those stereo smiles.
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That, I suppose I can live with. The only Slytherin offered was apparently Snape, since neither of the Malfoys was listed in the end, and I refuse to count Dudley as such. *considers* Nope, he'd never have survived life amongst true Slytherins.
This? This is rather annoying.
Your result for The Animal Personality Test...
Hybrid
You scored 47% Otter, 31% Lion, 47% Beaver, and 38% Golden Retriever!
You're not strong in any of the four categories. I did not anticipate this. Oops. If you would, please take the animal with the highest percentage and apply it to yourself.
Golden retrievers appreciate the value of a close relationship, and can deal with commitment. You're thoughtful, nurturing and tolerant... people know that they can go to you if they need to be comforted. However, your caring nature may make it difficult to say no, and your sensitivity can cause you to get hurt a lot. Golden Retrievers are very adaptable, compassionate, and great team players.
Otters are fun-loving, spontaneous creatures. Always optimistic, otters can sometimes overlook important details or move at a pace that's a little too fast for everyone to keep up with. They aren't usually into details, and may have a problem with procrastinating. However, otters are very social and have a great love for people. They may be very charismatic and have lots of friends.
Beavers tend to be intellectually busy, always questioning why things are the way they are, and how stuff works. You think logically, and tend to be less emotional. You may be very organized, putting things where you know you'll be able to find them later, or use an "inner filing system" to record experiences. Beavers like to take things apart... and take people apart as well, making them some of the toughest critics. They set high standards for others, and themselves.
Lions may be a little bossy sometimes, but that's okay... they make great leaders that are driven by what they believe in, aren't afraid of a challenge, and won't give up without a fight. Lions tend to be reliable friends and great parents.
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Nothing like being told you're a waffle. *has Doonesbury images trotting through her brain* Nope, nothing at all. I'm not sure if the below made up for that or not...
Your result for The r U smarter than a 1st grader Test...
Beat 16/18 1stGradrs
You scored 7/7 Lang Arts, 6/7 Math, and 4/7 Science-Social studies!
Here's how my kids did. The highest total in my class was 18, and the lowest score was 5. The average score was about 12. Looks like only one of my munchkins beat you (you tied the other one). Nice job!
For the ultra curious, I created a class graph if you want to see who you beat in my class. To open it, you'll need to click here for
Room 10's Graph. You'll just have to open the document and it should work.
You should know that your score doesn't really tell you whether you are smarter or dumber than a 1st grader. 1st graders aren't stupid, they just haven't had as many experiences.
Lastly, feel free to check out the answer key in my journal.
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I have written many many tests for fun on this site. Feel free to choose another one from my handy categories. If you liked a test, please rate it before continuing.
Intelligence tests (all with answer keys)
The are you Smarter Than a 1st Grader Test Test your school smarts against my 1st graders.
The Proper Urinal Etiquette Test
The State Locator Challenge I'll show you a picture of a state, you tell me which one it is.
The 10 Tricky Anagram Puzzles Test A fun quirky IQ test.
The Following Directions IQ Test The name says it all. Perhaps my trickiest IQ test.
The Take the Jeopardy Challenge Test A great tests for fans of jeopardy. Somewhat lengthy.
"Which character am I" tests
The Your Sesame Street Persona test By far, my most popular test.
The Smurf Personality Test 16 smurfy possibilities. Smurf facts included.
The Your Seinfeld Identity Test Surely the only test here that uses "Kavorka" as a variable.
The Life in Hell Test Which rabbit are you in this Matt Groening (The Simpsons) strip?.
Tests that are actually games
The Real Choose Your Own Adventure Test 29 possible endings. Uses internal links to navigate.
The Survivor Game Great fun for fans of the T.V. show. Complex scoring algorithm.
What will you do for a Klondike Bar? Life and death hangs on each choice you make.
The Morphed Faces (with a reward) test Quick. Kind of dumb but fun.
Let's Play Rocks Paper Scissors Takes less than a minute. Bet you can't win.?
The Murder Mystery Flash Game A dumb addictive flash game I did not create.
Death related test
The Wecome To Your Funeral Test Tells you who attends your funeral and when you'll die.
The Who's Dying First Test See if you are likely to outlast me on this planet.
Would Jesus Die For Your Sins? Short and sarcastic (like me!)
Bizarre compatability tests
The Choose Your Next Planet Test When ours becomes inhabitable, where should you go?
The Would Judge Judy Yell at YOU test? Can you escape her wrath? Probably not.
The If We Were Both Lesbians... Sure you dig my tests. But would you dig me...as a woman?
The Would Zeppo Sleep with you test My very 1st test. Would my cat date you or more?
The Yankees or Red Sox fan test Which team SHOULD you root for. Fun questions.
The rest (or the "Could be deleted any day tests...")
The Do You Know the Muffin Man Test No clue how to describe this test.
The Let is snow? Let it snow test This test will tell you if you like snow. Seriously.
You too can get 10,000 takers The author reveals his secrets to creating popular tests.
The Smokey the Bear Forest Fire Test This test is really pathetic. Don't take it.
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*frowns* This next one I thought I'd took before, but maybe not. *grins* However, I do seem to be a hell goddess, however odd it seems to think of this goddess as that.
Your result for The Mythological Goddess Test...
Persephone
Indeed, you are 58% erudite, 54% sensual, 42% martial, and 71% saturnine.
Persephone, the wife of Hades, was the Greek Goddess of Death and the Underworld as well as the Goddess of Spring and Summer. This is a rare mix of things to be the Goddess of, so you might want to hear her story.
While gathering flowers in a field one day, the beautiful daughter of Zeus and Demeter was abducted to the Underworld by Hades, who arose in his chariot from a fissure in the ground. Her mother Demeter, Goddess of the Harvest, was heartbroken, and while she wandered the length and breadth of the earth in search of her daughter, the crops withered and it became perpetual winter.
At length Hades was persuaded to surrender Persephone for one half of every year. This became the spring and summer seasons when flowers bloom and the earth bears fruit once more. The other half of the year that Persephone spent in the Underworld as Hades' queen coincides with the barren season.
Although Persephone did have a brief crush on Adonis, she nevertheless remained true to her macabre husband, just as he remained faithful to her. You might think of Persephone and Hades as the Morticia and Gomez Adams of the Hellenic world.
The Fifteen Goddesses
These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in
all or none of the four variables: Neit.
Erudite: Minerva.
Sensual: Aphrodite.
Martial: Artemis.
Saturnine: Persephone.
Erudite & Sensual: Isis.
Erudite & Martial: Sekhmet.
Erudite & Saturnine: Nemesis.
Sensual & Martial: Hera.
Sensual & Saturnine: Bast.
Martial & Saturnine: Ilamatecuhtli.
Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Maeve.
Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Freya.
Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Sedna.
Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Macha.
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(and yes, the thought did amuse me.)
Anyone who's seen my schedule the last few who knows how long it's been now: AGREE with this test NOW!
Your result for Insomnia...
ZOMBIE
71% Zombie
You scored 71% Zombie. Congrats, welcome to the club, get some friggen sleep.
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and now: URK!
Your result for The Godzilla Personality Test!...
Biollante: Killer Plant!!
Science+Love+Madness=Biollante
Bad News: You're a flower monster....plain and simple. You've been created by mixing Godzilla genes, little girl genes, and a rose bush. Not the coolest of creations, is it?
Good News: You almost ATE Godzilla. That's right. So even though you're a sissy flower monster, noone is going to call you that to your face, because you're big, you're mean, and you are one cool looking bitch. I mean look at that picture!
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*curses, and wants to know what she's doing wrong to keep getting Kikyou for her InuYasha character* I don't like her.
Being Link, however, is just fine.
Your result for The what Nintendo character are u Test...
Link
Let's see....you got ###%
You are the Hero of Time, Link. You are couragous, and strong. You often feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders, and in actuality it is. Now stop reading this and go kick Ganon's ass, rescue Zelda, and get that pesky Triforce of Power once and for all!
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Oh, the last line of this one was just priceless.
Your result for The Sexual HELL Test...
HELL LEVEL 1
Raw score: 57%
You're a fallen angel. There's some innocence there, but the sexual dark side has called you and, possibly, is already using you. But you're not evil, just naughty; dirty, but not filthy. You're certainly hellbound, and you'll most likely seek out other imps like yourself to work your wicked will. There might be a moral core inside you, but it's been overtaken by lust.
AVOID: the heavenbound. Your path is downward, and you'll need a guide.
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That ought to be enough to get everyone going.