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I don't think I'm completely clean yet. My hair is lacking its usual lustre and shine and there are suspicious spots on my legs that no amount of ointment and glamour charms will cover!
My fortune for this week tells me that bad times are coming! That they are coming in forms of curly-haired blonde males and salads and olives!!! And I won’t be able to avoid them!!
Oh this is awful Zacharias Smith I hate you why must you bring me such evil karma??
My fortune for this week tells me that bad times are coming! That they are coming in forms of curly-haired blonde males and salads and olives!!! And I won’t be able to avoid them!!
Oh this is awful Zacharias Smith I hate you why must you bring me such evil karma??