in the series of possible birthday presents for your favorite smelly fag:
Cthulhu Devotional Candle
Because you never know when the stars are going to align, Kthulhu Kitsch has created a special prayer candle geared towards avoiding the notice of Mighty Cthulhu. Each 6-day candle is weighs in at 2-1/2 pounds, giving it the momentum needed to bean invading cultists or Creatures Man Was Not Meant to Know.
these can be found for 15.95 @
http://www.kthulhukitsch.com/kitsch.html hopefully this will be the most cthulhu-riffic birthday ever
also........
never whistle while pissing
thanks for the tip bobby