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[thepowerbroker]

normally at this time every week i start hoping maybe it's possible to just sleep through the six days between now and next sunday's football. it's really the only thing i have. but since i put "normally" at the beginning, you know that this week is different. my move to birmingham is all but finalized. thanks to my dad loaning me some money

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Just like you midwesterners.

[anonymous]

You know, Jakey, the natural progression would have ended in a picture of the Alabama theatre. But no, Alabama can't be presented as a magical place of neon wonderment; it gets to be land of the niggerhaters and their niggerhating pets. Though, to contradict myself, I must say that I'm from Alabama and I do laugh hysterically whenever I see that photograph. God knows why. Get that dirty summummubich, Rosco! Sick balls!

Re: Just like you midwesterners.

[thepowerbroker]

first of all, i hope you were joking calling me a midwesterner like that. if you're not, you can expect a visit from rosco yourself - in the form of my knee. second of all, did you really call me Jakey? you're lucky there's no third of all.

[poogus]

what about Flipper, the nigger hating dolphin?

[incendiarymind]

You're driving the u-haul the whole way?

[thepowerbroker]

yeah, why? is there something i'm not thinking about that makes that a bad idea? this was hastily planned, after all.

[incendiarymind]

Nothing at all. It's just going to be a really long drive.

[thepowerbroker]

i used to always really enjoy the drive. nashville, louisville, and indianapolis space it out pretty nicely. now, though, after doing it so many times, it usually just drags on and is either ok or really horrible. if indiana didn't exist, it would make the drive (and the entire world) a lot better.