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This upcoming election has sparked nothing but controversy. Democrats throughout the United States want nothing more than to get what they see as a bumbling man with an IQ similar to that of a jar of mayonnaise out of office. Republicans would stop at nothing for four more years, and keeping the alleged flip-flopping, botox injecting, horse teethed Kerry out of office. Either way, this upcoming November Democrats and Republicans alike will be sprinting to the polls hoping to make their one vote count, because if it hasn’t been cemented into everyone’s brain already: “every vote counts”.
The truth is every vote doesn’t count, and in fact some votes shouldn’t be counted in the first place. In all honesty some ballots should be thrown away the moment they are cast. I’m not being a bigot or a racist, well that is unless stupidity is a race. I for one am just sick of people voting without spending a minute of their precious meaningless lives just to do a little research on the candidates. If I can do it, anyone can. In fact I expect everyone to do it.
Unfortunately not everyone does it, and some people vote with little more knowledge than who is running. Instead of voting solely on the issues, they vote on menial things like what they wear, how they look, or for superior speaker of the two. Other weak-minded individuals are easily persuaded to vote for party their family does, never bothering to consider their own morals, ethics, or opinions. The fact that morons like these would be able to vote, and possibly even negate my vote with their idiotic attempt at democracy sickens me. I could never bring myself to vote knowing that these peoples votes are weighed exactly the same as mine. Luckily I have devised a system to deal with the Neanderthals who unfortunately inhabit the United States.
Anyone that registers to vote will be required to take a test that will indicate just how much they know about the candidates running for President. If they do not pass with a B or higher they will not be allowed to vote, and imprisoned. Well, maybe not imprisoned, although that would be a nice way to keep the imbeciles from wasting time on a test they could never in their wildest dreams hope to pass. Those who pass will be able to vote, and the proceedings for the election will continue as normal.
Until a poll test or a similar system is issued, I cannot vote. Not because I’m lazy, but because I would become physically sick and could never actually bring myself to vote. Regardless of the issues, whether they are scientific, religious, environmental, educational, or anything of the sorts, I will not be voting this election, or any upcoming election for that matter. I cannot say if I would vote for Kerry or Bush this election, because it would just be a blatant lie, and being an honest man I couldn’t bring myself to lie to myself or anyone else for that matter. I just wish everyone the best at the polls, because I’ll certainly be having a blast sitting at home.
The truth is every vote doesn’t count, and in fact some votes shouldn’t be counted in the first place. In all honesty some ballots should be thrown away the moment they are cast. I’m not being a bigot or a racist, well that is unless stupidity is a race. I for one am just sick of people voting without spending a minute of their precious meaningless lives just to do a little research on the candidates. If I can do it, anyone can. In fact I expect everyone to do it.
Unfortunately not everyone does it, and some people vote with little more knowledge than who is running. Instead of voting solely on the issues, they vote on menial things like what they wear, how they look, or for superior speaker of the two. Other weak-minded individuals are easily persuaded to vote for party their family does, never bothering to consider their own morals, ethics, or opinions. The fact that morons like these would be able to vote, and possibly even negate my vote with their idiotic attempt at democracy sickens me. I could never bring myself to vote knowing that these peoples votes are weighed exactly the same as mine. Luckily I have devised a system to deal with the Neanderthals who unfortunately inhabit the United States.
Anyone that registers to vote will be required to take a test that will indicate just how much they know about the candidates running for President. If they do not pass with a B or higher they will not be allowed to vote, and imprisoned. Well, maybe not imprisoned, although that would be a nice way to keep the imbeciles from wasting time on a test they could never in their wildest dreams hope to pass. Those who pass will be able to vote, and the proceedings for the election will continue as normal.
Until a poll test or a similar system is issued, I cannot vote. Not because I’m lazy, but because I would become physically sick and could never actually bring myself to vote. Regardless of the issues, whether they are scientific, religious, environmental, educational, or anything of the sorts, I will not be voting this election, or any upcoming election for that matter. I cannot say if I would vote for Kerry or Bush this election, because it would just be a blatant lie, and being an honest man I couldn’t bring myself to lie to myself or anyone else for that matter. I just wish everyone the best at the polls, because I’ll certainly be having a blast sitting at home.