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[Lorna's back, dressed up a little fancier than usual. She looks a little tired, but she is a little happy.]
Jeeze, how long was I gone? The Bins looks like Colossus and Juggernaut angrily tried to use the building as a mattress. Whatever the case, I'm glad to be on Earth again. Though, someone should really get me a cheeseburger. And fries! AND COKE! I missed coke. And trees. And grass. [ She pauses.] Oh, huh. I wonder if I'm homeless now. Am I homeless? Do I still have a job? Did anyone beat up my little brother?
[Now Lorna can't help the smile. This might not be home, but it's Earth, and that's good enough for her. ]
I guess if you missed me, or if everyone I know is gone somehow, my name is Lorna Dane. I'm the mistress of magnetism if you want an important title, or Polaris if you just want the X-woman in me. I'm the woman that you don't want to be sexist around, or say anything bad about my kind. And yes, before anyone yaps at me, mutants are not humans, so don't start with me or I'll hang up on you. I've been at a funeral, I've been fighting in wars, I've been 'tortured' and I had to go to a royal wedding where my niece's teleporting dog slobbered on my dress. Little Lorna's had a long couple of months, so let's get back to the cheeseburger thing again...
Someone. Bring. Me. One. Please.
Jeeze, how long was I gone? The Bins looks like Colossus and Juggernaut angrily tried to use the building as a mattress. Whatever the case, I'm glad to be on Earth again. Though, someone should really get me a cheeseburger. And fries! AND COKE! I missed coke. And trees. And grass. [ She pauses.] Oh, huh. I wonder if I'm homeless now. Am I homeless? Do I still have a job? Did anyone beat up my little brother?
[Now Lorna can't help the smile. This might not be home, but it's Earth, and that's good enough for her. ]
I guess if you missed me, or if everyone I know is gone somehow, my name is Lorna Dane. I'm the mistress of magnetism if you want an important title, or Polaris if you just want the X-woman in me. I'm the woman that you don't want to be sexist around, or say anything bad about my kind. And yes, before anyone yaps at me, mutants are not humans, so don't start with me or I'll hang up on you. I've been at a funeral, I've been fighting in wars, I've been 'tortured' and I had to go to a royal wedding where my niece's teleporting dog slobbered on my dress. Little Lorna's had a long couple of months, so let's get back to the cheeseburger thing again...
Someone. Bring. Me. One. Please.