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[hate_actually]

[Karkat apparently isn't actually ready when the video comes on; he fumbles, drops it, and swears; a second later he's scooping it up, looking sort of harried and annoyed

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[whatisglub]

Do they really have to go??

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[hate_actually]

Yes, they do! Tavros's allergies are going totally grubfuck, and we can't afford to keep like a million extra animals in here.

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[whatisglub]

Oh, right... I guess that's true! They're so cute and sweet though! Just look at them!

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[hate_actually]

[glances over his shoulder..]

[grudgingly:] Yeah, I guess they're not too bad.

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[jewpryde]

They are so cute!

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[hate_actually]

[a little desperately] Does that mean you want one?

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[jewpryde]

Okay! Why not? They deserve good homes.

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[hate_actually]

- Wait, really? I mean, duh they need good homes, but you really want to take one? Good, which one? Do you need to come look at them or something?

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[hate_actually]

What. Seriously? Great, you can have it. Do you want two?

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[hate_actually]

What? No, they're just purrbeasts, they get to the size of a troll's head.

Or a human's, I guess.

Maybe two heads.

[brief pause .. ]

And you have to promise not to be a dick to it, I guess.

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[mammalhats]

[Someone looks sad.]

You better find them good homes Karkat, and not give them to the first person who offers!

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[hate_actually]

[an expression of frustration and guilt stampedes across Karkat's face]

But -

Okay, fine, I'll make sure I won't give them to anybody I know is a total douchebag, how's that.

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[mammalhats]

[still sad over here.]

...Ok! I'm trusting you with my cubs Karkat! [and that's a big deal] If I find out you dumped them in a river or gave them to a total ass, I'll be purrty mad!

[was that a threat]

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[hate_actually]

What? Come on, all the people who asked for one so far are fine. What kind of asshole do you think I am?

[wonderderp]

Can't we keep one at least? They're soooo cute...I miss Pascal.

[ :( puppy ]

[hate_actually]

We already have two cats!

[wonderderp]

But they're so cute and tiny!

[hate_actually]

And in a few perigees they won't be any more, and we won't be able to get rid of them.