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[Boy!Gert, with purple hair, is on camera with Boy!OL-- who looks exactly like Girl!OL except is sporting a little bowtie-- look disgruntled.]
Okay, look. Despite me looking like a rich hipster from Park Slope, you're not going to get jackshit by keeping me here.
Seriously. My parents would pay you to keep me.
[He rubs his forehead.]
So, let's cut the crap and someone explain what the hell is going on here. I don't like waking up in strange places and not knowing where I am. It's illegal and immoral to do that to someone, you know. I'm just saying.
Okay, look. Despite me looking like a rich hipster from Park Slope, you're not going to get jackshit by keeping me here.
Seriously. My parents would pay you to keep me.
[He rubs his forehead.]
So, let's cut the crap and someone explain what the hell is going on here. I don't like waking up in strange places and not knowing where I am. It's illegal and immoral to do that to someone, you know. I'm just saying.