{001} voice;
[ Kalinda has a soft, calm voice that never gets louder than just a few notches above a whisper. ]
Here's the thing. And it's not even a new thing. It's a pretty fundamental thing. When you're interested in a girl, you ask her out. You don't pull her into an alternate dimension and keep her there. Coffee, first. Interdimensional travel, second. Otherwise, the next thing you know, you've got a sexual assault charge on your record and a paternity suit in the wings. Life lessons for everyone.
But I'm not going to waste my time talking to someone who probably isn't even listening, who might not even exist. For those of you out there picking this up, the name's Kalinda. You don't know me, and I don't know you. And I guess some people would see that as a disadvantage, but I see opportunity.
So who's up for a little information exchange? Don't be shy.
Here's the thing. And it's not even a new thing. It's a pretty fundamental thing. When you're interested in a girl, you ask her out. You don't pull her into an alternate dimension and keep her there. Coffee, first. Interdimensional travel, second. Otherwise, the next thing you know, you've got a sexual assault charge on your record and a paternity suit in the wings. Life lessons for everyone.
But I'm not going to waste my time talking to someone who probably isn't even listening, who might not even exist. For those of you out there picking this up, the name's Kalinda. You don't know me, and I don't know you. And I guess some people would see that as a disadvantage, but I see opportunity.
So who's up for a little information exchange? Don't be shy.