1 - [video]
[This video comes to you right from, bizarrely, the top of the Space Needle. The angle down at the rest of the city implies that its recorder has no fear of heights whatsoever and also that they are tied to the side of the building.
Or...sticking there.]
We're in Seattle. [The voice speaking won't be familiar to most non-Adultpocalypsers, but the distortion effect to it will be for anyone who has ran into a particular burl, black, tongue-y alien costume before.] In the past. Or rather, in a world where our future doesn't happen at all. [A chuckle. Harmless, but the distortion makes it sound especially unhinged.] We suppose it doesn't matter. One place is as good as another, as long as our time here doesn't detract from our important duties back home. We're sure there's some crime to take care of in this city. Not that we've ever been here before. Too far north, no one would like it.
[The camera suddenly twists around aaand yep, as you might have expected it's a black, full body costume with white lenses.]
And more importantly: Where is Spider-Woman?
Or...sticking there.]
We're in Seattle. [The voice speaking won't be familiar to most non-Adultpocalypsers, but the distortion effect to it will be for anyone who has ran into a particular burl, black, tongue-y alien costume before.] In the past. Or rather, in a world where our future doesn't happen at all. [A chuckle. Harmless, but the distortion makes it sound especially unhinged.] We suppose it doesn't matter. One place is as good as another, as long as our time here doesn't detract from our important duties back home. We're sure there's some crime to take care of in this city. Not that we've ever been here before. Too far north, no one would like it.
[The camera suddenly twists around aaand yep, as you might have expected it's a black, full body costume with white lenses.]
And more importantly: Where is Spider-Woman?