002 - Video;
[ The camera is sitting on a desk surface, which is also cluttered with electronic bits and pieces, like somebody's picked apart appliances and the like. The somebody in question is seated at the desk, leaned back and surveying the damage. He's enjoying a lollipop. ]
Uuuuuuhhh.
Hm.
I had an idea. This, though. [ He reaches somewhere off to the left and shows the camera what appears to be some sort of metal box. He's drawn a goofy face on it in sharpie. ] I don't think it works, or, you know, if the idea was even a good one. I don't... I don't understand dimensions. I think I just watch too much TV.
[ He pauses and leans back again, reaching down to play with the right wheel of his chair. Back and forth, back and forth. ]
I, like most people, should probably find a job. I have no experience in this. I need ideas. Epic ideas.
Otherwise, I'm just going to have to play the sympathy card, and I don't want your fucking sympathy. [ Heehee. ] But hey, I'll take it.
Uuuuuuhhh.
Hm.
I had an idea. This, though. [ He reaches somewhere off to the left and shows the camera what appears to be some sort of metal box. He's drawn a goofy face on it in sharpie. ] I don't think it works, or, you know, if the idea was even a good one. I don't... I don't understand dimensions. I think I just watch too much TV.
[ He pauses and leans back again, reaching down to play with the right wheel of his chair. Back and forth, back and forth. ]
I, like most people, should probably find a job. I have no experience in this. I need ideas. Epic ideas.
Otherwise, I'm just going to have to play the sympathy card, and I don't want your fucking sympathy. [ Heehee. ] But hey, I'll take it.