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[Usually Gert makes text posts, when she posts at all, so this is rare. Even weirder, she is hiding under a blanket in her bed with Old Lace. Thank you for your crazy dust, Pixie! When she speaks, her voice is in a whisper:]
I never actually believed the Smurfs were some sort of brainwashing device to get children to understand Socialism. I thought it was just something my parents told me because they were scared of my anti-Capitalist ways when I denounced the world in general at six. I mean, Smurfian Communism? Come on. But...
[Shifty eyes.]
They want to overthrow Papa Smurf and make me their leader.
I never actually believed the Smurfs were some sort of brainwashing device to get children to understand Socialism. I thought it was just something my parents told me because they were scared of my anti-Capitalist ways when I denounced the world in general at six. I mean, Smurfian Communism? Come on. But...
[Shifty eyes.]
They want to overthrow Papa Smurf and make me their leader.