Video!
[The video shows Lorna looking...oddly pleased. She's clearly in a bar, and even if she can't get drunk anymore, she is having a lot of fun. She has a drink in her hand, and the phone is obviously levitating to focus on her. She also doesn't have her father's helmet on, which...is a plus. If she's still a mess from the capekiller stuff, it certainly doesn't look it.]
So, say for fun your friend takes you out for drinks and strippers to get your mind off things. Then say your friend brings another friend, and now these people are both drunk and lost and...okay, this is the most ridiculous strip club I have ever been to. Seriously, just look.
[And she adjusts the camera to show off...which shows stripper!versions of men from the classic Avengers, X-men, etc. It also shows Jan talking to a Giant Man stripper, along with Pepper just getting her drink on and inching ever so closely to the Iron Man one.]
Oh, wait. There they are!
[And since Lorna's so awesome, she lets her phone listen in to what they are saying, so you can clearly hear Jan giving her stripper advice. And after giving said advice, she's shoving money in his g-string.]
You have your MA degree in English. There are so many things you could be doing with your life! I will be a reference for you, don't worry!
[And then to Pepper...who is yelling at the Iron Man stripper and taking shots as she does so.]
THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
[Of which is when Lorna focuses the camera back on herself.]
Whoops. This is going to get dramatic. I'll make sure they both get home in one piece, I promise.
[And the feed cuts.]
So, say for fun your friend takes you out for drinks and strippers to get your mind off things. Then say your friend brings another friend, and now these people are both drunk and lost and...okay, this is the most ridiculous strip club I have ever been to. Seriously, just look.
[And she adjusts the camera to show off...which shows stripper!versions of men from the classic Avengers, X-men, etc. It also shows Jan talking to a Giant Man stripper, along with Pepper just getting her drink on and inching ever so closely to the Iron Man one.]
Oh, wait. There they are!
[And since Lorna's so awesome, she lets her phone listen in to what they are saying, so you can clearly hear Jan giving her stripper advice. And after giving said advice, she's shoving money in his g-string.]
You have your MA degree in English. There are so many things you could be doing with your life! I will be a reference for you, don't worry!
[And then to Pepper...who is yelling at the Iron Man stripper and taking shots as she does so.]
THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
[Of which is when Lorna focuses the camera back on herself.]
Whoops. This is going to get dramatic. I'll make sure they both get home in one piece, I promise.
[And the feed cuts.]