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[When the video turns on, one is subjected to the hideous MESS that is Roberto and Sam's apartment. There is food and drink garbage everywhere, as well as bottles, streamers, beads, and all sorts of hideous once-had-been decorations. The faint beat of dance music is heard in the background, but it's not loud enough to drown out Roberto's voice

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[turns_to_fire]

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Is that glitter?

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[dacosta_pi]

[He rubs his hands over his chest. That and his hair have gotten it the worst]

The old lady next door said I had pleasant nipples because of it.

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I give up.

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...Does that mean you wanna come and party tonight?

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[turns_to_fire]

Do I have a choice? Someone has to chaperon.

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I knew I could count on you!

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Put a shirt on.

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[He turns his camera to the pile of clothes he's found around the house. There are all sorts of shirts, but bras and boxer and a pair of pants or two, as well]

I'm sure it's in that somewhere. I don't know if I want to dig through it too much though. Who knows where those have been?!

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Is that a bra?

[Answer this carefully, Roberto.]

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It is. I haven't the slightest clue who left it here, though!

[He turns back to one of the pairs of passed out people--the same ones that he'd tripped over before]

Maybe her. I still don't even know who she is...

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[turns_to_fire]

[She looks VERY displeased by this.]