voice

[wheeemindrape]

[The voice clicks on to...swearing in Spanish? Huh, this is new. After a few seconds, a man starts to talk. The voice is probably veeeeery familiar to the New Mutants and not so familiar to everybody else]

This is not funny. On the contrary, it's really quite pathetic. Someone thought they could kidnap a de la Rocha? Let me guess, you're

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[voice 1/2]

[tookittoeleven]

I don't think they let anyone out of here...

[voice 2/2]

[tookittoeleven]

...What's a dealer roach?

[voice]

[wheeemindrape]

It's de la Rocha, you incompetent fool. And that's my name, of course.

[voice]

[tookittoeleven]

I'm not a fool! I just didn't know that was a name and it sounded like something else anyhow!

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[turns_to_fire]

[Oh... my God. Is that who Amara thinks it is?

No. No way.]

[turns_to_fire]

[Did he just say "wife"?]

[turns_to_fire]

[... AND son?]

[turns_to_fire]

[THIS IS AMARA PANICKING.]

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[ahhmahgawd]

Oh, that's just great.

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[wheeemindrape]

[And up goes the eyebrow.]

And just who might you be?

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[ahhmahgawd]

[...Okay, that's weird.]

You--

[WTF]

Ah'm Sam Guthrie. Ah know a version of you.

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[wheeemindrape]

[WTF INDEED.]

Well thankfully, I don't know a version of you. And I'm not mistaken. If I had heard that cringe-inducing accent before, I would have remembered it.

voice;

[i_translate_it]

Huh.

The obvious question is 'who would willingly marry you?' but in your case, I suppose 'willingly' is optional.

voice;

[wheeemindrape]

Amara Aquilla, of course. She's the only one with enough talent, grace and class to be worthy for me. And it was willingly. So stop those stupid jokes Ramsey, I'm sure you saw the news. Everybody did.

voice;

[i_translate_it]

[ the long pause of brb dryheaves ]

I...did not. It would appear you are either from the distant future or from a parallel timeline.

voice;

[wheeemindrape]

What an outlandish suggestion.

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[iownkickassguns]

Wow, full blown ego is alive and well. No one kidnapped you.

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[wheeemindrape]

Well how do you explain how I got here? This incompetency reeks of you SHIELD types, Moonstar.

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[iownkickassguns]

And just for that, you get no answers from me.

Your ignorance reeks of you ASSHOLE types, de la Rocha.

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[wheeemindrape]

It's good to see that no matter where I am, you're still catty and obnoxious. Some things never change.