[VIDEO]

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[There's a pleasant hum on the network. Coming into view is Soundwave, approaching the kitchen table. He hugs a paper bag in his arms

Comments

[Video]

[notyourchauffer]

Uhm.

Not to be rude, Soundwave but...

What?

[Video]

[operationfail]

DEFINE QUESTION.

[Video]

[notyourchauffer]

Is that-

Is that all shampoo?

Do you really need that much?

[Video]

[operationfail]

YES.

[Video]

[notyourchauffer]

Is it the soap apocalypse or something?

[Video]

[operationfail]

YOUR SHAMPOO: INFERIOR.
I REQUIRE PRODUCTS THAT WILL KEEP MY HAIR IN ORDER.

[Video]

[notyourchauffer]

Well excuse me, Soundwave.

But why do you need twelve bottles?

[Video]

[operationfail]

STOCKING UP.
IT IS EFFICIENT IN ORDER TO BE SURE THAT IN CASE A STORE IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE WITH THIS BRAND THAT I HAVE A DEPENDENT SUPPLY TEMPORARILY UNTIL MORE IS ATTAINED.

[Video]

[notyourchauffer]

I do not think there is a foreseeable shampoo ration that's going to happen any time soon.

[Video] Y U NO UNDERSTAND, SKYFIRE

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THIS BRAND SPECIFICALLY.
INEXPENSIVE SHAMPOO FROM THE DOLLAR STORE: INFERIOR.

[Video] GOD DAMN IT JHSGdjafghd that icon EVERY FUCKING TIME.

[notyourchauffer]

But it smells like strawberries...

[Video] just as planned

[operationfail]

INFERIOR STRAWBERRIES.

[Video] ffffffff

[notyourchauffer]

I think it smells nice.

[Video]

[operationfail]

NICE INFERIORITY.

[Video]

[notyourchauffer]

My hair is fine!

[Video]

[operationfail]

INFERIOR HAIR.