[Jean's sitting with her legs crossed on top of the roof, hoovering above the ground. On the ground near her there's a rather
elaborate house of cards, she's absentmindedly adding more cards to it telekinetically.]
With the influx of new people it's probably a good idea to get this over with. My name is Jean Grey, but I'm not the Jean Grey most of you are familiar with. We have some things in common, for instance we both order all of our space vacations through 1-800-Phoenix. But we're not the same person and I don't know most of you, I know a version of most of you though. That doesn't really matter much though, you're all really different from the versions I know. Some of you are a lot cleaner, too which is actually an awesome bonus. [She sighs and adds a few more cards to the house.]
I'm curious, how many people are dealing with the alternate thing? Has anyone actually met an alternate version of themselves yet?