Captain's Log 14

[bestdamncaptain]

Who can tell me what kind of extraterrestrial species there might be in this universe? I know some of you are from worlds similar to this so you should have some sort of idea. Obviously things are out there in other realities similar to this one, since people knew about Galactus

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[squashesdoves]

I'm told we got visited by a few of the extraterrestrial sort during the week just before I left, but I didn't see any myself, except in passing. Something of a shame, really.

[bestdamncaptain]

First contacts are pretty amazing to witness, from what I understand.

[squashesdoves]

In this case I think they may have been a little anticlimactic. There was quite a lot happening at the time, and people didn't pay much attention.

[bestdamncaptain]

What the hell was going on, exactly?

[squashesdoves]

The world was ending. Or, well, we thought it was, at the time.

[bestdamncaptain]

How was it ending?

[squashesdoves]

It's a bit complicated. Suffice to say that it was the Antichrist's eleventh birthday.

[bestdamncaptain]

Actually that's not really sufficient. Whose birthday?

[squashesdoves]

His name was Adam and he was the son of Satan. But quite a nice boy, really, once some misunderstandings were cleared up. Are you familiar with a book called Revelations? Might not be around in your world, if I had to pick a piece of literature as 'least likely to survive in most universes' that would be it.

[bestdamncaptain]

Haven't read it, no. Glad he turned out to be a nice kid though.