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kinetic_douche in theposthumans

[ voice; accidental ]

Nov 13, 2010 19:07

--SON OF A BITCH!

[ ooc | And we have the return of Julian, who's been a bit absent because of Loki-meddling. ]

julian keller | ou, [ seattle ]

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voice; themonsterhere November 13 2010, 23:09:12 UTC

Huhwha?

1/2 kinetic_douche November 13 2010, 23:09:56 UTC

Piece of fucking...

voice; accidental kinetic_douche November 13 2010, 23:10:23 UTC

Dammit!

voice; themonsterhere November 13 2010, 23:11:23 UTC

I'm pretending to be concerned, here. You wanna start making a bit more sense?

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voice; likestodraw November 13 2010, 23:10:25 UTC

Could you possibly BE QUIETER!!!!!

voice; kinetic_douche November 13 2010, 23:10:54 UTC

SCREW YOU!

voice; likestodraw November 13 2010, 23:12:12 UTC

SCREW YOU, BUDDY. You're the one yelling and waking people out of perfectly good naps!

voice; kinetic_douche November 13 2010, 23:14:38 UTC

Yeah, I was doing the same thing until I slammed FACE FIRST INTO THE ROOF.

If you can't help, get the fuck out of here! I don't need to waste my time on the peanut gallery!

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Voice; stabbityhooker November 13 2010, 23:16:12 UTC

Loki?

Voice; kinetic_douche November 13 2010, 23:17:50 UTC

No, my other megalomaniac roommate that also happens to be a God and a dick at the same time. I collect them.

Voice; stabbityhooker November 13 2010, 23:20:03 UTC

Do you require me to save you? I know where his room is.

Voice; kinetic_douche November 13 2010, 23:20:56 UTC

No, I've got it under -- nnnnnn -- control.

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voice; shieldborn November 13 2010, 23:22:19 UTC

Language, son. There are children on this network.

voice; kinetic_douche November 13 2010, 23:23:52 UTC

This is me, severely not giving a fuck.

voice; shieldborn November 13 2010, 23:27:48 UTC

You should show a little respect for young ears.

voice; kinetic_douche November 13 2010, 23:29:02 UTC

Listens, pops -- can I call you pops? Because I'm going to -- if I gave one single iota about what snot-nosed little brat hears over this damn thing I'dve thrown it away the moment I got it because fuck you that's why.

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Voice; theotherspeedy November 13 2010, 23:35:21 UTC

[Having listened to the situation. What does it say about her life that none of this weirds her out at all?]

My condolences, man. Guess I lucked out in the room mate draw.

[pause]

Dude. What do you do if you have to pee?

Voice; kinetic_douche November 13 2010, 23:38:29 UTC

Little busy worrying about more important crap right now, thanks.

Voice; theotherspeedy November 13 2010, 23:44:31 UTC

Is there anyone you can get to come, uh, pry you up?

Voice; kinetic_douche November 13 2010, 23:49:34 UTC

Let's see, roommate A tried to set me on fire the first time we talked, and roommate B might as well be a friggin ninja for all I know.

So, no. Not in the immediate vicinity.

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