voice;

[dupelover]

It’s amazin’ how a person will overlook me inability t’show proper credentials because of me accent when applyin’ for jobs. Apparently havin’ a real lass from Ireland is more’n enough of a benefit t’all the sticky import business. As long as I don’t be flashin’ the fact them I’m not from around here, that is

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Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

Congrats on the job, Terry.

Voice;

[dupelover]

Thank ye, Sam.

How might ye be this fine evenin'?

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

Ah totally went on a date with Monet.

Voice;

[dupelover]

And ye lived t'tell the tale? I'm impressed.

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

Ah gave her a bouquet of daises and dandylions and she loved 'em.

Voice;

[dupelover]

I'm even more impressed.

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

Monet's really the girl next door, y'know.

Voice;

[dupelover]

I'm learnin' new things every day in this place so I hardly be surprised by that news.

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

Oh, yeah. Ah'm gonna buy her some overalls tomorrow at Walmart.

Voice;

[dupelover]

It was real nice knowin' ye, Sam.

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

Yeah, she's gonna kill me if she sees this.

Voice;

[dupelover]

I'll make sure ye get a real nice tombstone.

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

You better come to mah funeral.

Voice;

[dupelover]

[PAUSE and then she LAUGHS]

Nothin' could keep me away.

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

Unless Ah came back to life again. Man, that's weird when Ah do that.

Voice;

[dupelover]

I suppose we should hold off on crematin' ye.