For your consideration [accidental video]
[The video turns on to a lot of muffled swearing and what appears to be... teeth? And panting. It jolts suddenly, followed by a clatter of the phone hitting the dirty sidewalk. It's viewer is treated to a slightly smudged view of the Manhattan sky. Generally uninspiring, but at least now the voice can be heard much more clearly.]
-mysterious diseases, riots, God knows what, meanwhile, you, my flea ridden friend, seem very insistent on making yourself as big of a nuisance as physically possible.
[There's a low woof of what must be a rather large dog. Pamela sounds down right stern.]
Oh, come now, you're entierly too old for this sort of behavior.
[A moment of silence before the dog can be seen leaping over the comm. There's an audible thump, an annoyed "Hey!" from Pamela and a strange, soft wooshing noise. Pamela appears on the video, a little rumpled and thoroughly disgruntled.]
I don't suppose anyone would be interested in adopting a dog.
-mysterious diseases, riots, God knows what, meanwhile, you, my flea ridden friend, seem very insistent on making yourself as big of a nuisance as physically possible.
[There's a low woof of what must be a rather large dog. Pamela sounds down right stern.]
Oh, come now, you're entierly too old for this sort of behavior.
[A moment of silence before the dog can be seen leaping over the comm. There's an audible thump, an annoyed "Hey!" from Pamela and a strange, soft wooshing noise. Pamela appears on the video, a little rumpled and thoroughly disgruntled.]
I don't suppose anyone would be interested in adopting a dog.