[video; locked to all existing ID numbers on the network]
[Have a shot of Bruce's tiny and dank lab in ToC. However, the one in front of the camera is Janet. Bruce is kind of hiding in the background, though you can see one of his legs. He's twitching a little.]
Okay, guys. It's been a while but we've been hard at work trying to figure out why the hell everyone is sick. The problem was, to put it simply, whatever was making you sick was mimicking original tissue so we couldn't tell the "good" cells from the "bad" ones. That? Is not normal or organic. It's man made. The only reason we were able to spot anything out of the ordinary was that this rogue cell started mutating just recently.
Long story short, we know what's making you sick but we're having a hell of a time trying to cure it. It looks like we're going to have to suck up our pride and ask for more funding from one of the higher ups--
[Bruce seems to be trying to give her cues in the background]
-- Shut up, Bruce, you're not being helpful at all, I HAVE THIS--
-- to get more lab equipment and make you all better again. In the meantime, just keep resting and relaxing as much as you can. We WILL figure this out.
[The camera shuts off and then you hear Jan's voice for a moment]
God, I need a drink and twelve cigarettes.
[Then the feed ends.]
Okay, guys. It's been a while but we've been hard at work trying to figure out why the hell everyone is sick. The problem was, to put it simply, whatever was making you sick was mimicking original tissue so we couldn't tell the "good" cells from the "bad" ones. That? Is not normal or organic. It's man made. The only reason we were able to spot anything out of the ordinary was that this rogue cell started mutating just recently.
Long story short, we know what's making you sick but we're having a hell of a time trying to cure it. It looks like we're going to have to suck up our pride and ask for more funding from one of the higher ups--
[Bruce seems to be trying to give her cues in the background]
-- Shut up, Bruce, you're not being helpful at all, I HAVE THIS--
-- to get more lab equipment and make you all better again. In the meantime, just keep resting and relaxing as much as you can. We WILL figure this out.
[The camera shuts off and then you hear Jan's voice for a moment]
God, I need a drink and twelve cigarettes.
[Then the feed ends.]