its just that im old school like that, roll that rap over soul loops like that
this girl ive known since i was a wee lad just got married. shes my sisters age. i missed the wedding, but saw the pictures. they were real cute, those kids looked like they really are in love. but then, and this is where it gets weird, i had a sex dream about her. it was really hot actually, but i felt sooooo guilty about it. like dang, this girl just got married. but i guess these things cant be helped, so you know, congrats kid. i really hope it lasts, cause i was yelling about how it was so retarded to get married that young for like thirty minutes.
but uh, i have THE biggest crush on this girl at school. i saw her running around all last semester, and now shes in my government class. the thing is, i get really nervous around her. im not even a shy guy, i talk to hot chicks all the time. maybe thats it though, shes not super hot (i mean, shes cute, but not like, shit on my shoes outstanding). so im thinking thats whats got me all hot and bothered, the fact that shes such a normal, average girl. i been tryin to figure out how im gonna talk to her. she wears glasses and seems really studious, but other than that, i got nothin. any suggestions on how im gonna handle this situation?
and no, im not gonna just ask her flat out if she wants to get naughty. i keep getting that answer, and i seriously doubt it will work.
whataburger just tastes better when youre drunk.
this girl next to me just asked me how to take the caps lock off. sometimes...
man i am so sick. i thinks its all that haterade i been drinkin.
wait, so no means yes?
no, no means no, but if you keep asking, it might mean yes in the future.
so, im gonna ask, and if you say no thats fine. but ima ask again in like five minutes, and if the answer is still no, im gonna be real mad.
edited later: MARDI GRAAAAAAS!
thats right, im going to mardi gras this weekend. im gonna get naked in public, and pee in a girls mouth, and get drunk, and catch a venereal disease, and get drunk, and punch a black guy, and get drunk, its gonna be awesome.
im only gonna do like, half of that. mostly the venereal disease, im really looking forward to that one.
but uh, i have THE biggest crush on this girl at school. i saw her running around all last semester, and now shes in my government class. the thing is, i get really nervous around her. im not even a shy guy, i talk to hot chicks all the time. maybe thats it though, shes not super hot (i mean, shes cute, but not like, shit on my shoes outstanding). so im thinking thats whats got me all hot and bothered, the fact that shes such a normal, average girl. i been tryin to figure out how im gonna talk to her. she wears glasses and seems really studious, but other than that, i got nothin. any suggestions on how im gonna handle this situation?
and no, im not gonna just ask her flat out if she wants to get naughty. i keep getting that answer, and i seriously doubt it will work.
whataburger just tastes better when youre drunk.
this girl next to me just asked me how to take the caps lock off. sometimes...
man i am so sick. i thinks its all that haterade i been drinkin.
wait, so no means yes?
no, no means no, but if you keep asking, it might mean yes in the future.
so, im gonna ask, and if you say no thats fine. but ima ask again in like five minutes, and if the answer is still no, im gonna be real mad.
edited later: MARDI GRAAAAAAS!
thats right, im going to mardi gras this weekend. im gonna get naked in public, and pee in a girls mouth, and get drunk, and catch a venereal disease, and get drunk, and punch a black guy, and get drunk, its gonna be awesome.
im only gonna do like, half of that. mostly the venereal disease, im really looking forward to that one.